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Please stop that immediately

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant.

The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart.

Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, "Please stop that immediately."

"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow. "Which way was it headed?"

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