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Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??

Doctor: 300 rupees.

Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.

Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.

Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai ??

Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur aapne 300 mein le aaye...

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