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Ek Sharabi Ke Haath JINN Lag Gaya

Jinn:" Koi 3 Wishes Maango

Sharabi:" 1 Daaru Ki Bottle Jo Kabhi Khatam Na Ho

Jinn Ne Bottle Pesh Ki

Sharabi Ne Bottle Milte Hi Peena Shuru Kiya

Jaise Hi Last Peg Glass Mein Daala To Bottle Phirse Bhar Gayi
Sharabi Khush,
Phir Peene Laga...

Jinn Ne 2 Aur Wish Maangne Ko Kaha

Sharabi Bahot Khush Hoke Bola:"

Aisi Hi 2 Bottle Aur De De..

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke
karta...!!

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho
Jaye To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed.

I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was more than ample room in the back.

Then.... the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front."


Ek murde se jab uski maut ki dasta puchi gayi to usne kuch is tarah farmaya- ARE HMKO TO APNO NE LUTA GAIRO ME KAHAN DAM THA, MERI HADDI BHI TUTI WAHAN JAHAN HOSPITAL BAND THA,MUJHE RIKSHAW ME BAITHAYA GAYA KYUNKI KIRAYA KAM THA,MUJHE JIS BED PR LITAYA USKE NICHE BUM THA,ARE MUJHE TO BUM NE UDAYA GOLI ME KAHAN DAM THA MUJHE SADAK PAR HI DAFNAYA GAYA KYUNKI US WAQT KABRISTAN ME BHI FUNCTION THA..!

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