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It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed.

I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was more than ample room in the back.

Then.... the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front."


Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha.



Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya.



Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di

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35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai



20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui



Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla :

Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D


Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

Banta: Aur Bad News?

Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(


A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.



During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams."



A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Low and behold! It's like a completely different place - the farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.



"Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together."



"Yes, Reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone."


A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

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