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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed.

I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was more than ample room in the back.

Then.... the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front."

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai....
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Ki Heroine Ko Bachane Hero
Hi
Kyun Aata Hai??

Uska Bhai Kyo Nahi Aata..


Ek murde se jab uski maut ki dasta puchi gayi to usne kuch is tarah farmaya- ARE HMKO TO APNO NE LUTA GAIRO ME KAHAN DAM THA, MERI HADDI BHI TUTI WAHAN JAHAN HOSPITAL BAND THA,MUJHE RIKSHAW ME BAITHAYA GAYA KYUNKI KIRAYA KAM THA,MUJHE JIS BED PR LITAYA USKE NICHE BUM THA,ARE MUJHE TO BUM NE UDAYA GOLI ME KAHAN DAM THA MUJHE SADAK PAR HI DAFNAYA GAYA KYUNKI US WAQT KABRISTAN ME BHI FUNCTION THA..!


Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

Banta: Aur Bad News?

Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

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