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Sardar in Mysoor palace.



Tourist guide: sir, dont sit there, its Tippu sulthans chair.



Sardar: dont worry, I will get up when he comes.....


One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? 

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. 

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? 

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.


Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?



For people who don't drink.


When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.



One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.



The professor, in his arrogance, said, "Mr Gandhi: you do not understand... a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat."



Gandhi replies, "You do not worry professor, I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table.



Mr. Peters, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhi responds brilliantly to all questions.



Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, "Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?" Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, "The one with the money, of course."



Mr. Peters, smiling, said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don't you think?"



"Each one take what one doesn't have", responded Gandhi indifferently.



Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word "idiot" and gives it to Gandhi. Gandhi takes the exam sheet and sits down.



A few minutes later, Gandhi goes to the professor and says, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."

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