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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


An ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE... 

how come..... 

Because the elephant was afraid and he didn't wanna to fight.


Sardar in Mysoor palace.



Tourist guide: sir, dont sit there, its Tippu sulthans chair.



Sardar: dont worry, I will get up when he comes.....


One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? 

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. 

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? 

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.


Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.



Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?



Dermatologist: There's no more space.

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