Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
An ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE...
Because the elephant was afraid and he didn't wanna to fight.
Sardar in Mysoor palace.
Tourist guide: sir, dont sit there, its Tippu sulthans chair.
Sardar: dont worry, I will get up when he comes.....
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?
Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.