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Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?

Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.

Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.

Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??

Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya... Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai... Phir India Gate jayenge.


Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!



Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi



Yeh ON kaise hota hai,

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,

Or mai sirf yahi kah pata

ki yeh Phone nahi

TV ka remote hai !


Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha.



Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya.



Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di

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35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai



20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui



Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla :

Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D


Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


An ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE... 

how come..... 

Because the elephant was afraid and he didn't wanna to fight.

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