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Baniye ki shaadi

EK Pathan, ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwaze theyy, 1 pe Rishtedar,dusre pe Dost likha tha.
Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se enter huwa.

Aage phir 2 darwaze theyy,1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
Pathan, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

Wahan 2 aur darwaze theyy.1 pe Gift dene wala doosre pe Bina giftwala likha tha.
Pathan Bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!

Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!
Aurrr wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi!!!
Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?

JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!

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