Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?
Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.
Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.
Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??
Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya... Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai... Phir India Gate jayenge.
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EK Pathan, ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.
shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwaze theyy, 1 pe Rishtedar,dusre pe Dost likha tha.
Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se enter huwa.
Aage phir 2 darwaze theyy,1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
Pathan, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.
Wahan 2 aur darwaze theyy.1 pe Gift dene wala doosre pe Bina giftwala likha tha.
Pathan Bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!
Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!
Aurrr wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi!!!
Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?
JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!
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Pappu V/S Teacher
Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye
Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,OR Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..
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Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Or mai sirf yahi kah pata
ki yeh Phone nahi
TV ka remote hai !
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Santa: I am in big trouble!
Banta: What happened?
Santa: I saw a rat in my house!
Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Santa: I don't have one.
Banta: Well then, buy one.
Santa: I can't afford one.
Banta: I can give you mine if you want.
Santa: That sounds good.
Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap.
Santa: I don't have any cheese.
Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Santa: I don't have oil.
Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Santa: I don't have bread.
Banta: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?
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