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Santa: I am in big trouble!

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Santa: I don't have one.

Banta: Well then, buy one.

Santa: I can't afford one.

Banta: I can give you mine if you want.

Santa: That sounds good.

Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap.

Santa: I don't have any cheese.

Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Santa: I don't have oil.

Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Santa: I don't have bread.

Banta: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?

EK Pathan, ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwaze theyy, 1 pe Rishtedar,dusre pe Dost likha tha.
Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se enter huwa.

Aage phir 2 darwaze theyy,1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
Pathan, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

Wahan 2 aur darwaze theyy.1 pe Gift dene wala doosre pe Bina giftwala likha tha.
Pathan Bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!

Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!
Aurrr wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi!!!
Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?

JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye

Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,OR Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.

Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?

Dermatologist: There's no more space.

Pappu ki GF Pappu Se

GF: Mujhe Maaf Kardo
Maine Tumse Chhupaya,
Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai

Pappu: Arre Koi Baat Nahi

Chalo Aao.. Aaj Main Tumhe Apne,
Biwi-Baccho Se Milwata Hun...

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