Yo mama so fat that when Homer Simpson saw her, he took a picture of her and put it on the fridge.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in a bear cave, they said "welcome back cousin!"
Yo Mama is so FAT she is a National Landmark for the USA.
yo mama so fat when she jumped she made the nuclear missiles explode a lot of jail time thanks to FAT MOM
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE