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Yo Mamma Jokes on Lipy


Yo momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.

Yo momma so fat her mass has a gravitational lensing effect.

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