Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
"Budha Budhi ki kahani"
1 budha aaya,, saath me 1budhiya laya
Hotel me ja kar waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangwaya.
Pehle budhe ne khaya.
Budhiya ne bill chukaya.
Phir budhiya ne khaya.
Budhe ne bill chukaya.
Ye dekh waiter ka sar chakraya
paas aaya aur bola..!!
Jab tum dono me itna pyaar hai?
to khana 1 saath Q nahi khaya?
Is par budhe ne farmaya.
"JAANI" Tera sawal to nek hai
Par hamre pass daanto ka set sirf ek hai.. :P
Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye?
biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu,
Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel
The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.
Everybody, laughed uproariously except on girl.
What's the matter? Grumbled the boss. Haven't you got a sense of humour?
I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.