The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble. He therefore set soldiers at all entrances. The soldiers were under orders to hang those who lied about their purpose for wishing to enter.
The Mulla Nasruddin saddled his donkey and rode to the city.
At the gate a guard stopped him and asked his purpose in wishing to enter and warned him that a lie would result in his being hanged.
"This is good for I have come to be hanged." said Nasruddin.
"You are a liar and will certainly hang!" said the guard
"Then you know I have spoken the truth and should not be hanged." said Nasruddin.
A White Man visited Ozoro Community in Delta State and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were building a town hall.
The White Man felt pity on them, donated a wheel barrow and travelled back.
One month later, the white man came back. He was surprised to see that the work was still slow, even with a wheel barrow.
He looked around and got shocked to see the on-coming wheel barrow with a guy pushing it, and another guy sitting inside it, smiling, with a block on his head.
A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?
Boy: It' all yours.
Girl: Can I take some water?
Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.
Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?
Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
At Indian railway station American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book's name..
How to become a Doctor in 30 days?
Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
Doctor: 300 rupees.
Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.
Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai ??
Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur aapne 300 mein le aaye...