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A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.

He uses phone-a-friend helpline, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.

Amitabh Bachchan: Girlfriend ji, Namashkaar, mein Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hun KBC se. Abhi aapke mitra aap se ek prashan puchenge aur aap ko sirf 30 seconds mein us prashan ka uttar dene hai. Aapka samay shuru hota hai ab...

Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.

Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka ? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni !!! Byeeeee....


There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...



1. HARD DISK Girls:

Remember everything forever.



2. RAM Girls:

Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.



3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:

Just for looking.



4. INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.



5. SERVER Girls:

Always busy when needed.



6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:

Makes horrible things looks beautiful.



7. VIRUS Girls :

These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'



once enters in your system don't leave even after format.


Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol

.

. after removing a Virus from his System


Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5S



Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka???



Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka hai.


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.



The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.

“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”



The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.

]He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,

“and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”



The last applicant was our Indian politician.

When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”



“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1

million,and we’ll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars”

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