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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.

- I want to be the only one in his life.

- I want him to sleep always by my side.

- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.

The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!!

I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up the phone.

Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.

Me: Thank you.

Girl: Mein aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hun??

Me: Kya aap shaadi karna chahti hain mujhse??

Girl: Jee aapne galat number laga diya hai.

Me: Nahin nahin, maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: Jee mein shaadi main interested nahin hun.

Me: Arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar.

Girl: Not interested.

Me: Love marriage karengi toh honeymoon Switzerland mein, arrange marriage karengi toh Paris mein.

Girl: Jee mein aapse shaadi karna hee nahinchahti toh aap offer kyun de rahe hain??

Me: Court marriage ka expense 10,000 Rs, normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000 Rs.

Girl: Aapko samajh nahin aata ki mujhe shaadi nahin karni phir bhi aap samajhte nahin.

Me: Ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jab hume aapke offers mein interest nahin hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hain.

Girl shocked, I rocked....

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai

Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai...

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?

2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nahi.

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,Mr-Word Kab Release Hoga?

4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q
Maangta Hai?

Aakhir Main ek Zaati Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banatay Hai

A woman came storming at the Postal counter.

She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, "This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery. He left this note for us to pick up from Post office, but my husband was home all the time. Why could not he knock our doors and deliver parcel at home?"

The Post master was polite and apologetic. He went inside brought the parcel and delivered it to the lady.

Then just casually he asked, "Ma'am what is inside this parcel that upsets you so much?"

The lady replied, "My husband's first new hearing aids."

Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi. Wahan ke sabhi log khush the...

Bijli aane ki khushi mein sab gaon waale jhum rahe the, nach rahe the, gaa rahe the, celebrations chal rahi thi...

Wahin ek kutta bhi jhum-jhum ke nach raha tha... enjoy kar raha tha ann bada hi khush tha.

Gaon ke ek admi ne kutte se puchha, "Are bhai tun kyo nach raha hai ?

Kutta bola, "Bijli ayegi to khambe bhi to lagenge...."

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