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NEW TEACHER : all students introduce ur name

and hobbies!

1st boy : my name is nitesh nd my hobby is

watching moon

2nd boy : my name is ramesh and hobby is

watching moon

3rd boy: my name is mahesh & my hobby is watching moon

all boys told their different names but hobby was

same

TEACHER : good all boys have same hobby

now its girl's turn,

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1st girl : hi my name is moon...


TEACHER: Wo konsa

Department hai jis me

Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???

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Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..

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Teacher: Kyon

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PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka

kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.


Teacher: Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai, uska matlab kya hai?



Student: Sir, iska matlab hai ki Tiger online hai !!



Early one morning, a mother Sardarni went in to wake up her Sardar son.



“Wake up, son. “



“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”



“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”



“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”



“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”



“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”



“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!”



A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.



Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"



Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"



Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A"



Professor: "Hmmmm, all right. So what's the question?"



Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"



The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.



The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"



To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.



"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer.



"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

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