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Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)



Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder.



Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food.



Food is source of Vitamins, and we get Vit-D from the Sun.



Sun produces Light; and Light comes from bulbs. Small Bulbs are used to decorate Christmas tree... Christmas means Gifts, and Gifts are given by Santa.



Santa lives in North Pole, and North Pole is the house of Polar Bears.



Polar Bears are White... That's why Ambulance is White...



Do not play with Engineering students feelings. We can write anything for good marks.


Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20...



Same rules should be applied in Exams too!



1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.



2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.



3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.



4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.



5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.



Best wishes & best of luck for exams.


A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was Santa with his ear to the ground. Passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around him.



"Hey, what are you doing down there pal?" asked one of the tourists.



Santa slowly raised his head and replied, "Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km."



"Wow," exclaimed the tourist, "You can tell us that by listening to the road?"



"No," croaked Santa, "I fell off the damned thing."


Boy: Hiii...!



Girl: What?



Boy: How are you?



Girl: Do I know you?



Boy: Am RICH.



Girl: Oh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lekki. I love short dark men like you, and am glad to meet you. So when are we going out?



Boy: No! No! No! Rich is my name. It's the short form of Richard.



Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers.


A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital's ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM.



This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. To investigate the cause of such bizarre incidents, the doctors and nurses decide to keep strict vigilance.



A few minutes before 11 AM, the part time Sunday sweeper arrived. Whistling cheerfully, he unplugged the life support system of bed nnumber 5 and put the plug of his vacuum cleaner in it place!

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