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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...



1. HARD DISK Girls:

Remember everything forever.



2. RAM Girls:

Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.



3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:

Just for looking.



4. INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.



5. SERVER Girls:

Always busy when needed.



6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:

Makes horrible things looks beautiful.



7. VIRUS Girls :

These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'



once enters in your system don't leave even after format.


What happens when a lion roars thrice ?

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Any guess?

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Ok, i will tell you..

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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!


At Night If Mosquito Bites,

What Should We Do?

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Just Scratch N Sleep Again..

We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The

Mosquito Say Sorry!


Ladki wale- him abhi itni jaldy apni beti ki shaadi niii Kr skte .

WO abhi padh rhi h.

Ladke wale- hmara beta kya abhi bachha h Jo aapki beti ki books faad dega...


A Girl decided to marry

again . . .

. . . . . . . . because

pics of her last wedding didn't

get enough likes on facebook.

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