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Frog had competion 2 reach top of hill.
All frogs shouted "Its impossible".
But one frog reached the top..
How?
He was deaf..!
Be deaf 4 Negative words...

Truth of dare

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I m the best. I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup. Can you put world in World Cup?

OK one more:
I can send my address on your mobile. Can you send your mobile on my address?
No na... Ok Ok... One last one
I can eat Cream biscuits with Cream. Can you eat Tiger biscuits with Tiger?
Say na, only I'm the best...

If you feel overloaded with Work...

Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center and place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes:

1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)

2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)

3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)

4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)

This is issued in public interest by "Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)

If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don't even remember...

Mosquito: I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking.

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!!

Chicken: If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.

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