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DEFINE CHECK MATE.

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady on the street who looked exactly like her

You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.

CHECK-MATE!

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

par full-stop nai lagaey !

Jab yaad aaya to jaldi jaldi main andaje se full stop laga diye…

Phir letter kuch is tarah bangaya

"Aap ne kai din se pyar bhara khat nahi likha meri saheli salma ko.

Nokri se nikal dia he hmari cow ne.

Bacha dia he Uncle ne.

Cigarette peene shuru kar dia hai mene.

Bohat khat likhe par tum nahi aaye kabutar k bache.

Billi kha gai he ek khobsurat larki.

Meri saheli ban gai he Reema.

Is waqt t.v pr dance kar rahi he hamari murghi.

Aaj kal Anda nahi de rahi tumhari maa.

Tumhe bahut yaad karti he jama darni.

naali saaf nahi karti aaj kal

Aap ki Biwi...

I believe that everything happens for a reason.

People change
so that you can learn to let go...

Things go wrong
so that you appreciate them when they're right...

You believe lies
so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself...

And sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.

Pappu ki GF Pappu Se

GF: Mujhe Maaf Kardo
Maine Tumse Chhupaya,
Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai

Pappu: Arre Koi Baat Nahi

Chalo Aao.. Aaj Main Tumhe Apne,
Biwi-Baccho Se Milwata Hun...

8 year kids are participating in KBC,

Singing in Indian Idol,

Doing dance in DID...

When I was 8,

I was busy calculating who is more powerful,
Pikachu or Raichu

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