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Short funny Jokes on Lipy - Page 5

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

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Where Does A Blackbird Go For A Drink
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I was talking to the duck
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University Drive
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Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws
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One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming
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Why do hens lay eggs
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I am in big trouble
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Having To Face the Fact
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Baniye ki shaadi
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Pappu V/S Teacher
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Lawaris bandar
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Sorry, no professionals
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Boxing match between ant and elephant.
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Sardar in Mysoor palace.
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Sardar pushing his scooter manually.