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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Arz hai....

Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.


Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!



Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi



Yeh ON kaise hota hai,

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,

Or mai sirf yahi kah pata

ki yeh Phone nahi

TV ka remote hai !

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