Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban.
Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, "Drinks for everyone in here, except for the Sikh sardar over there."
The first round of drinks were served, and the Sikh guy gives him a smile, gestures to him saying, "Thank you!" in a loud voice.
The British guy is upset and again orders loudly to the bartender to serve another round of drinks to everyone except the Sardar.
The Sardar seems to be unruffled and he continues to smile, and yells back, "Thank you!"
The British guy is mad by now and asks the bartender, "What's wrong with this Sardar? I've insulted him by ordering drinks for everyone but him, and yet he smiles back and keeps thanking me. Has he lost his mind?"
"No, Sir," replies the bartender. "He is the owner of this place."
Sardar ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha.
Dr:ye kaise hua?
Sardar-me hath se diwar tod raha tha,
to kisi ne kaha,"paaji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istmaal kar lia karo."
I m the best. I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup. Can you put world in World Cup?
OK one more:
I can send my address on your mobile. Can you send your mobile on my address?
No na... Ok Ok... One last one
I can eat Cream biscuits with Cream. Can you eat Tiger biscuits with Tiger?
Say na, only I'm the best...