Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,
“Please recharge your balance soon.”
A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
once sarder was going by bus.
almost all the seats was empty.
one guy ask him why you are not sitting.
sarder, i dont have time to sit.
i need to reach my house as soon as possible..
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.