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Sardar Jokes on Lipy - Page 3


Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.

I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says, 

“Please recharge your balance soon.”


A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:



Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

and…. she is my kidney.


Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. 


once sarder was going by bus.



almost all the seats was empty.



one guy ask him why you are not sitting.



sarder, i dont have time to sit.



i need to reach my house as soon as possible..


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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