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Sardar Jokes on Lipy - Page 2


Judge: why are u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop


2 Sardar In ATM 

Srdr1:Ha..Ha..,I Saw Ur Password. 

Srdr2:What Is It? 

Srdr1:It Is 4 Stars(****) 

Sardr2:Ha..Ha..U R Wrong,It Is 4017


Srdr1:Ha..Ha..,I Saw Ur Password. 

Srdr2:What Is It? 

Srdr1:It Is 4 Stars(****) 

Sardr2:Ha..Ha..U R Wrong,It Is 4017


Sardarji to Peon : I asked you to buy 2 sheets of white paper, you bought only one?



Peon: No problem sir, we can take a photocopy of this sheet.


Sardar enters kitchen,opens sugarbox,looks inside&closed it.



His wife asked him why do you do so? 

Sardar:doctor advised me to test sugar.


One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our 

relatives.”



My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.



So please excuse me!!!

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