Sardar in Mysoor palace.
Tourist guide: sir, dont sit there, its Tippu sulthans chair.
Sardar: dont worry, I will get up when he comes.....
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?
Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
In an interview,
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Sardar : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp………
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar : Take my card
Waiter : But sir, this is Ration Card.