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Santa Banta Jokes on Lipy - Page 5

Santa aur uski wife Jeeto mein jhagda hua toh Jeeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya, "Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai. Main 1 month ke liye aap ke paas aa rahi hun."

Jeeto's mother, "Jhagda kis ne start kiya??????"

Jeeto, "Unho ne."

Jeeto's mother: "Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye. Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye."

Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it's her appendix."

"What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily.

"I took out your wife's appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep."

Five minutes later, the phone rings and it's Santa again.

"Doc, I'm sure it's her appendix."

"Oh God!" the doctor groaned.

"Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?"

"No...," says Santa. "But I'm sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!"


Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol

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. after removing a Virus from his System


santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?



Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hai aur jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai


Santa aur ek angrez toilet mein

Angrez:How do you do?

Santa: We open the zip and do

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