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Santa was caught by police.

Police: How did you kill 20 people?

Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain.

Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi. Ab aap hi batao main gaadi kidhar modta?

Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the. Nuksaan kam hota.

Santa: Exactly. Maine bhi yahi socha tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye..!!!

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke
karta...!!

Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??

Doctor: 300 rupees.

Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.

Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.

Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai ??

Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur aapne 300 mein le aaye...

Santa ka Railway Interview:

Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?

Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga.

Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

Santa: Torch dikhaunga...

Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?

Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?

Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...

Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?

Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha...

Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?

Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.

Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.

Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??

Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya... Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai... Phir India Gate jayenge.

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