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Santa Banta Jokes on Lipy - Page 3

Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.

Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?

Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.

Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?

Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...!

A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"

Santa: Please come with me.

The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor.

The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers. Visitor: I think he is not in. Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!

Sardar ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha.

Dr:ye kaise hua?

Sardar-me hath se diwar tod raha tha,

to kisi ne kaha,"paaji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istmaal kar lia karo."

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.

Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se kaam nahin chalega, main toh 2100 hi lungi.

Peeche se Santa bola: 2310 le lo usmein bluetooth aur FM bhi aata hai.

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