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A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"



Santa: Please come with me.



The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor.



The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers.



Visitor: I think he is not in.



Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!


Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.



"Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."



"What kind of question?" asked Santa.



"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."



"That's easy," said Santa. "You just say 'Of course I will.'"



"Yeah," said Banta, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"


Santa lost his cheque booklet.



He decided to go to the bank after two days to report.



The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature."



Santa replied, "I am not a fool Sir, I have signed all the cheques already, so, they won't have space to forge my signature!"


Santa travelling by train to Mumbai and was tearing bits out of a newspaper, rolling them into small balls and then chucking them out of the window.



Perplexed co-passenger: Why are you doing this?



Santa: To keep away the elephants.



Co-passenger: But there aren't any elephant around!



Santa: I know. Very effective, isn't it!


A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban.



Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, "Drinks for everyone in here, except for the Sikh sardar over there."



The first round of drinks were served, and the Sikh guy gives him a smile, gestures to him saying, "Thank you!" in a loud voice.



The British guy is upset and again orders loudly to the bartender to serve another round of drinks to everyone except the Sardar.



The Sardar seems to be unruffled and he continues to smile, and yells back, "Thank you!"



The British guy is mad by now and asks the bartender, "What's wrong with this Sardar? I've insulted him by ordering drinks for everyone but him, and yet he smiles back and keeps thanking me. Has he lost his mind?"



"No, Sir," replies the bartender. "He is the owner of this place."

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