Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Santa aur ek angrez toilet mein
Angrez:How do you do?
Santa: We open the zip and do
Santa: Bhai yea khushiya Kya hoti hai
Banta: Main nahi janta meri toh bachpan main hi shadi ho gaye thi.
One employee told his boss, “Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The boss replied, “The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
Fat guy : What are you looking at?
Me: The reason double doors were invented.