A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.