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Question- Answer (Q/A) Jokes on Lipy - Page 2


A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

A: An elephant's.


Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did.


What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"


Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

A: Microchips!


Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

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