Elephant was angry with ant & was searching her.
Suddenly he found the ant in the temple in the plate of prasad.
How the elephat saw her.
Ans: Ant's shoes were at the gate of temple
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Sardarji to Peon : I asked you to buy 2 sheets of white paper, you bought only one?
Peon: No problem sir, we can take a photocopy of this sheet.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.