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One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.



Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.



Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me... who was the father of Lord Ram?"



Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me... what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"



Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.



Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....



How did this happen???



Think Think....



After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...



....... Bolo Jai Shree Ram


Mulla Nasrudin's family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.



"We'll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said.



"What can I do? I love her," the young Nasrudin said.



"Well," said his mother, "if she loves you, she will do anything you ask. You should talk religion to her. If you are persistent, you can win her over."



Several weeks went by, then one morning at breakfast the young Mulla seemed absolutely brokenhearted.



"What's the matter?" his mother asked. "I thought you were making such good progress in your talks about religion to your young girlfriend."



"That's the trouble," said Nasrudin. I over did it. Last night she told me that, she was so convinced that she is going to study to be a nun.


The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble. He therefore set soldiers at all entrances. The soldiers were under orders to hang those who lied about their purpose for wishing to enter.



The Mulla Nasruddin saddled his donkey and rode to the city.



At the gate a guard stopped him and asked his purpose in wishing to enter and warned him that a lie would result in his being hanged.



"This is good for I have come to be hanged." said Nasruddin.



"You are a liar and will certainly hang!" said the guard



"Then you know I have spoken the truth and should not be hanged." said Nasruddin.


Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)



Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder.



Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food.



Food is source of Vitamins, and we get Vit-D from the Sun.



Sun produces Light; and Light comes from bulbs. Small Bulbs are used to decorate Christmas tree... Christmas means Gifts, and Gifts are given by Santa.



Santa lives in North Pole, and North Pole is the house of Polar Bears.



Polar Bears are White... That's why Ambulance is White...



Do not play with Engineering students feelings. We can write anything for good marks.


When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.



One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.



The professor, in his arrogance, said, "Mr Gandhi: you do not understand... a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat."



Gandhi replies, "You do not worry professor, I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table.



Mr. Peters, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhi responds brilliantly to all questions.



Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, "Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?" Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, "The one with the money, of course."



Mr. Peters, smiling, said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don't you think?"



"Each one take what one doesn't have", responded Gandhi indifferently.



Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word "idiot" and gives it to Gandhi. Gandhi takes the exam sheet and sits down.



A few minutes later, Gandhi goes to the professor and says, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."

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