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God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world. President of USA Barrack Obama, Chinese President Xi Jinping, and Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh.



"The world will end," God told them. "You must go and tell the people."



Obama, made a live statement on TV, "I've good news and BAD news." he said. "The good news is that we have been right, there is a God. The bad news is that he is ending the world."



The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a worldwide message, "I've bad news and WORSE news," he said. "The bad news is that we have been wrong all along - there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the world."



Third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and says, "I've good news and BETTER news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most influential people in the world. The better news is that we do not have to worry about how to stop Modi or Kejriwal from becoming PM."

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: \"What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?\" the minister asked.

\"Try to fix it if it\'s big; ignore it if it\'s insignificant,\" replied the lawyer.

\"What do you do?\"

The minister replied, \"Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say, \'The devil is the father of liars,\' but instead I said \'The devil is the father of lawyers,\' so I let it go.\"

Rahul gandhi ek school visit par gaya...

Class ko Practical karwane laga .....

Usne apni pocket se 5 ka Sikka nikal kar,

Tezaab (Acid) ke glass mein daal diya ,

aur Students se poocha : Ye Sikka mehfooz rahega ya ghul jayega ?

1 Student : Mehfooz rahe ga,

Rahul gandhi hairat se : Tumhe kaise pata?

Student : Ager is Sikkey ko Tezaab mein Ghulna hota to Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi,

hum se maangte.... !!

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