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When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human... You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.



Was the necklace FAKE?



Nooooo! That was the deal :)


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.



The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.

“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”



The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.

]He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,

“and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”



The last applicant was our Indian politician.

When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”



“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1

million,and we’ll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars”


Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.



Your Son

Nasser



Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.



Your Dad


A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.



The poor man replied, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good", and walked away.



The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.



The poor man said, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good".



On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn't take 'no' for an answer.



The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.



The rich man's daughter loved her present She climbed onto the horse, then galloped right into a tree.



The rich man rushed back over to the poor man's house, demanding an explanation for the horse's blindness.



The poor man replied, "I told you it don't look so good!

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