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Mulla Nasrudin's family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.



"We'll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said.



"What can I do? I love her," the young Nasrudin said.



"Well," said his mother, "if she loves you, she will do anything you ask. You should talk religion to her. If you are persistent, you can win her over."



Several weeks went by, then one morning at breakfast the young Mulla seemed absolutely brokenhearted.



"What's the matter?" his mother asked. "I thought you were making such good progress in your talks about religion to your young girlfriend."



"That's the trouble," said Nasrudin. I over did it. Last night she told me that, she was so convinced that she is going to study to be a nun.


Husband-Wife's Facebook and WhatsApp life...



On 'WhatsApp'



Wife: When you coming back home???



Husband: Dont know too busy today lot of work..........



On 'Facebook'



Wife: Dear when will you be back... you are the best husband in the world... miss you!!! Come back soon.



Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you!!! Will be back soon honey.


Wife: Khana kha liya?



Husband: Khana kha liya?



Wife: Batao na.



Husband: Batao na.



Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.



Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.



Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?



Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?



Wife: I Love U!!!



Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...


Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...



Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ?



Love him if he criticises your cooking because he is still improving his taste.



Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.



Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.



Love him... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offence.


New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...



ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...



SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...



SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...



WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...



SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...



FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by...

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