Sardarji to Peon : I asked you to buy 2 sheets of white paper, you bought only one?
Peon: No problem sir, we can take a photocopy of this sheet.
Sardar enters kitchen,opens sugarbox,looks inside&closed it.
His wife asked him why do you do so?
Sardar:doctor advised me to test sugar.
One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our
My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.
So please excuse me!!!
Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,
“Please recharge your balance soon.”
A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.