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In an interview,



Interviewer : How does a scooter run?

Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….



Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!

Sardar : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp………


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.


Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar : Take my card

Waiter : But sir, this is Ration Card.


Judge: why are u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop


2 Sardar In ATM 

Srdr1:Ha..Ha..,I Saw Ur Password. 

Srdr2:What Is It? 

Srdr1:It Is 4 Stars(****) 

Sardr2:Ha..Ha..U R Wrong,It Is 4017


Srdr1:Ha..Ha..,I Saw Ur Password. 

Srdr2:What Is It? 

Srdr1:It Is 4 Stars(****) 

Sardr2:Ha..Ha..U R Wrong,It Is 4017

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