An ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE...
Because the elephant was afraid and he didn't wanna to fight.
Once an elephant was suffering with Diabetes.
Everyone in the forest was very worried.
But the ant was not.
He told the animals "Don't worry,i will give my blood to the elephant"
Doctor: ''what's your weight?"
Tintu: "55kg with spectacles"
Doctor: "and without specs"
Tintu: "i can't see that!''
Sardar in Mysoor palace.
Tourist guide: sir, dont sit there, its Tippu sulthans chair.
Sardar: dont worry, I will get up when he comes.....
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?
Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.