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Knock Knock Jokes on Lipy - Page 2


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s cold out here!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Henrietta.

Henrietta who?

Henrietta worm that was in his apple.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money for the movies.

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