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Knock Knock Jokes on Lipy

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya, bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya...

Admi: Beta apne papa ko bulao...??

Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai,wo bazar gaye hai...

Admi: Accha to bade bhai ko bulao...??

Pappu: Wo apne dosto k sath cricket khelne gaya hai...

Admi: Accha apki mummy to ghar par hongi...???

Pappu:.Nahi wo apni saheliyo k sath picnic par gayi hai...

Admi chidd kar gusse mein bola: Abe To tu akela ghar pe kya kar raha hai, tu b kahi chala jata...

Pappu: Haan, tabhi to main yaha apne dost k ghar aaya hun...


Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin the piggy bank again.


Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can get something to eat?


Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in its cold out here.


Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. Open up!

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