Wife calls hubby...
Wife: Kahan per ho, kyaya kar rahe ho?
Hubby: O yaar, kuch mat pucho, bura haal hai. Office mein hoon, bahut jyada busy hoon, kaam hi hi kaam hai, saans lene ki bhi phursat nahin hai. Aur tum batao, kya kar rahi ho, bachche kya kar rahe hain?
Wife: KFC mein tumhare peeche bachchon ke saath bethi hun aur bachche pooch rahe hain ki papa ke saath kaun nai BUA bethi hain?
Boy:mom, pls give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i'll slap you.
Boy: when you come to slap me, bring the water
Santa-Oye!what are you doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: And where are you going?
Wife: I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
Wife: And where do you think your going?
Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother....
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."