Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?
Brother: A Football.
Sister: Is age mein? Aur vaise bhi Grandmaa kahan khelti hai?
Brother: Mere birthday per jo unhone Bhagavad Gita diya tha uska kya ?
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet.
"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked her.
The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."
Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."
Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai?
Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar, God bless you!
In childhood days :-
> I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms
> Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose
> Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once
> Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.
> Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.
> Used to think that the moon followed our car.
> Tried to balance the switch between On/Off.
> Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race.
> The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.
> Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
> Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.
> Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?
Childhood Was The Best Part Of Life.
N yeah, learnt one thng now...
Broken pencils n toys then, were much better than broken hearts now
Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya, bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya...
Admi: Beta apne papa ko bulao...??
Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai,wo bazar gaye hai...
Admi: Accha to bade bhai ko bulao...??
Pappu: Wo apne dosto k sath cricket khelne gaya hai...
Admi: Accha apki mummy to ghar par hongi...???
Pappu:.Nahi wo apni saheliyo k sath picnic par gayi hai...
Admi chidd kar gusse mein bola: Abe To tu akela ghar pe kya kar raha hai, tu b kahi chala jata...
Pappu: Haan, tabhi to main yaha apne dost k ghar aaya hun...