logo
Keep me logged in
Hinglish Jokes on Lipy - Page 5

Ek aurat apne bachche ko liye ro rahi thi.

Ek vakil ne rone ki wajah puchi, toh us aurat ne kaha ki mera beta bimaar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahin hain.

vakil ne us aurat ko 1000 ka note dia aur kaha ki jao dawa le lo, Rs 100 ka doodh bhi le lena, baaki paise mujhe wapis de dena.

Aurat thodi der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi aur baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas kar diye.

vakil khush hua aur sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati, Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachche ko dawa mil gai aur......mera nakli note bhi chal gaya !!!

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai...

1st Hour: Sorry!!!

2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.....

3rd Hour: Plzz ek baar baat karlo...

4th Hour: Plzzz.. reply jaan...

5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho...

6th Hour: I\'m really sorry, I\'ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki toh...

7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise... Aise hi sar pe chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa...

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha...

Girl: Ohh.. It\'s okkk! Love you jaan...

Ek teacher kaha ki \'AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA\' par essay likho. Saare students likhne lag gaye. Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh rajah tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.

Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?

Pappu: Madam ji, main apni seceretry ka intzaar kar raha hun.

This is attitude...

Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.

Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?

Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.

Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?

Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...!

Rahul gandhi ek school visit par gaya...

Class ko Practical karwane laga .....

Usne apni pocket se 5 ka Sikka nikal kar,

Tezaab (Acid) ke glass mein daal diya ,

aur Students se poocha : Ye Sikka mehfooz rahega ya ghul jayega ?

1 Student : Mehfooz rahe ga,

Rahul gandhi hairat se : Tumhe kaise pata?

Student : Ager is Sikkey ko Tezaab mein Ghulna hota to Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi,

hum se maangte.... !!

Add a joke
  • (Allowed file type: jpg, jpeg, png, gif)
  • (Press and hold 'Ctrl' key to select more than one tag)
  • To upload a joke without image, please leave the upload field or link field empty.
1.
Self-Goal by Sony Six: Twitter jokes on John Abraham
2.
Where Does A Blackbird Go For A Drink
3.
I was talking to the duck
4.
Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws
5.
University Drive
6.
Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts
7.
One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming
8.
2 ants 1 elephant
9.
I could have been here 10 years ago
10.
Why do hens lay eggs
1.
I am in big trouble
2.
Pappu V/S Teacher
3.
Having To Face the Fact
4.
Baniye ki shaadi
5.
Pappu ki GF
6.
Lawaris bandar
7.
Ek ladki thi deewani si
8.
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
9.
Sorry, no professionals
10.
Boxing match between ant and elephant.