When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kaun hua hai, jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode.
When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said: Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?
When Prabhudeva was born, the doctor said: Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain.
When Arnab Goswami was Born - Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said: C'mon Tell me... How you pulled me? Nation wants to know That.
When Kangana Ranawat was born the doctors said: Mubalak ho ek totali beautiful girl hui hai.
When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, aapke sath majaak hua hai.
When Daya was born - Doctors ran away to open all the doors of hospital.
When Kamaal R Khan was born, Doctor tried to push him in.
When Tusshar Kapoor was born, the doctor said to Jeetendra: Maaf kar dijiye. Galti ho gayi.
When Nargis Fahkri was born doctor said mubaraq ho Duck ki behen Hui hai.
When Harman Baweja was born doctors said: Hrithik hua hai.
Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur
strong tha, bus me ja raha tha..
Conductor:" Bhaisahab Ticket
Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket nahi liya karte..
Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch
kar na saka, par vo ye baat dil pe
le gaya aur gym join kar liya..
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur
pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete
Aise 6 months nikal gye...
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya...
Agle Din conductor:" Bhai ticket lele..
Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi lete..
Conductor:" chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ??
Pahalwaan:" Pass banwa rakha hai, isliye nhi leta ... !!
Classic examples for students of different age groups:
1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.
7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.
11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass.
12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar?
And in college: Abey kaminon, bata toh dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.
1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye.
2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye.
3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi..... Ration laane ke liye.
4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye.
5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye.
6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye.
7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye.
NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE
Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se 2014 start ho raha hai. Is naye saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge, drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.
Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.
Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.
Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.
Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.
Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.
Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.