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Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.



Akbar: Kaun ho tum?



Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.



Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?



Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...



Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...



Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.


Wife: Khana kha liya?



Husband: Khana kha liya?



Wife: Batao na.



Husband: Batao na.



Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.



Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.



Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?



Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?



Wife: I Love U!!!



Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...


Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?



Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.



Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.



Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...



Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!


Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?



Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.



Pappu: Nahin papa, I don't know.



Santa: Chal, Chal, jhooth mat bol.



Pappu: Trust me dad, pease batao na, please, please, please...



Santa: Wo, yaar... aunty ke pet mein paani bhara hua hai.



Pappu: Oh!... Achcha!!! Phir toh bachcha doob jayega...


A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?



Boy: It' all yours.



Girl: Can I take some water?



Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.



Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?



Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.

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