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5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.

Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.



16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.

Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.



25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.

Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?



Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!



35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.

Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.



And The Best One is...

45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....

Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.


Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.



Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.



Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.



Pathan: Wo jis ne safed kapre pehan rakhe hain.



Dost: Wo toh sub ke safed hain.



Pathan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko goli maar di aur bola: Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.


Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai:



Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge!



Husband khamosh raha.........



Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!



Husband khamosh raha.........



Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi!!!



Husband: Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai....???


Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??



Student: Mam, Haathi !!



Teacher: Nalayak!!! Tera baap kya karta hai.......??



Student: Ji woh Al Qaida mein aatankwadi ka kaam karte hai !!!



Teacher: Shabash beta! Likho bacchon, answer likho, HAATHI.


Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?

Answer is 'W'.

All the worries get initiated with 'W'...

Who

Why

What

When

Which

Whom

Where

War

Wine

Whisky

Wealth

Work

Worries

Woman

& finally, believe it or not WIFE.



And the most dangerous question coming from W (wife).

Woh kaun thi ?



All the major things a (W)oman needs in her lifetime start with the Letter 'M'?

Man.

Money.

Make-Up.

Motor Car.

Movies.

Masti.

Mall.

Last but not the least....the 2 most important......

Maid & Maaikewaale.

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