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One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? 

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. 

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? 

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.


In an interview,



Interviewer : How does a scooter run?

Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….



Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!

Sardar : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp………


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.


Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar : Take my card

Waiter : But sir, this is Ration Card.


Judge: why are u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop

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