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One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY?

Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume


2 ants 1 elephant

Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.

One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.

Q. What did the other ant told her.

Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.


Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike...

inspite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..and both of them meet with an accident.. and elephant will be badly injured and will be admitted in hospital...

Ant comes running to the doctor saying doctor take my blood its b positive


Elephant was angry with ant & was searching her.



Suddenly he found the ant in the temple in the plate of prasad.



How the elephat saw her.

Ans: Ant's shoes were at the gate of temple


Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter.



They met with an accident.



The elephant was died but ant was alive. Why?

Because ant was wearing a helmet.

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