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Three friends were traveling and went to a desert and were not getting any food. After a long search they got one Jack fruit and some bananas. They ate bananas at night and put the Jack fruit for morning breakfast.



Next morning when they woke up and described what they dreamt at night. One is telling I went to 7th layer of the sky and saw nice young fairies were dancing besides me.



Another one is telling that I went bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One beautiful girl came and kissed me and told me that she is the Queen of the Sea. She touches my hands and whole night we ate, drank and made merry. Really fantastic.



3rd one is now describing what he dreamt and he said, “I saw one Black tall ghost, who came to me and chased me and ordered me to eat the Jack fruit. But I told him I have got two friends, without them I will not eat the Jack fruit.



But the Ghost made me eat the Jack fruit and I ate it all. I tried to call you two, but one of you were in Mid sky and another was under the sea and having fun, so I could do save it for u!


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.



Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.



Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:



“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”



He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.



His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”



“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.



Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”



His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”



Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!


"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Peter told his friend Alex.



Alex suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"



"But what if my wife finds out?" asks Peter.



"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Peter. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Alex.



So Peter went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."



"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that - it didn't work."



Once a friend telling to his another friend, “You know me and my girlfriend is going to marry soon”



His friend became happy and told, “That’s good,when you will marry?”



The friend replied, “She will marry on 30th May, 2009 and I will on 6th June.”




One friend is telling to another friend “Always I have seen you have taken your wife only Night Cubs, why?”



The friend replied, “By the times she gets ready, no other places are open.”


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