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Main ghar late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."

Dad ne Mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.

4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, baat karwaun Kya?"

1 ne toh hadd hi Kar di, kaha, "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"!

PITWA DIYA SAALON NE !!


After Exam Results If pass

1.Teacher:"i taught him very well."

2.Mom:"All because of my prayers."

3.Dad:"He's my son."

4.Friends:"Come lets have a beer."

If fails



1.Teacher:"He never concentrated in class."

2.Mom:"He never listens to anyone-always lazy and playing."

3.Dad:"he's your son why will he listen to anyone, not you?"

4.Friends:"Come lets have beer."


2 Boys were Following 2 Gals

Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:

what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,

i will marry ur sister.


Wife is busy packing her clothes.



Man: And where are you going?



Wife: I'm moving to my mother.



Husband also starts packing.



Wife: And where do you think your going?



Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.



Wife: And what about the kids?



Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother....


A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time. The silver went into the closet, items were put on the walls for display and some of the more intimate apparel was put in the bedroom drawers.



A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this.



Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line: 'Guess who sent them.'



The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a wonderful time.



On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets: 'Well, now you know!'

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